I AM WELL AWARE THAT THE REAL LIFE FIGURES OF MANY HAMILTON CHARACTERS, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THOMAS JEFFERSON, JAMES MADISON, AND GEORGE WASHINGTON DID TERRIBLE THINGS IN THEIR LIFETIMES THAT IN NO WAY SHOULD BE GLORIFIED. THESE ACTIONS WERE DEPLORABLE THEN AND THEY ARE NOW. MY STORIES ARE ENTIRELY ABOUT THE HAMILTON MUSICAL CHARACTERS, WHO ARE (EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO) ARE VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE FROM THEIR REAL LIFE COUNTERPARTS. THIS ACCOUNT MAY ALSO, ON OCCASION, FOLLOW A HAMILTON MUSICAL TIMELINE AND SERIES OF EVENTS. HAMILTON IS A VERY HISTORICALLY INACCURATE MUSICAL AND THE AUTHOR READILY ACKNOWLEDGES THAT FACT. ANY HISTORICAL INACCURACIES THAT ARE NOT CONSISTENT WITH THE MUSICAL ITSELF OR ACTUAL HISTORY ARE MISTAKES ON THE AUTHOR'S PART, BUT MOSTLY THEY AIM TO FOLLOW THE HAMILTON TIMELINE, WHICH DOES NOT LINE UP WITH THE HISTORICAL TIMELINE OF MANY HAMILTON RELATED EVENTS.

I am the original writer of this fic, originally known as hamilton-fics-for-all on tumblr. I have no intention of returning to that site. Please do not post my work there. You are, however, free to let others know where I am, and that I will be posting fics here from now on.

Length: 3309 Words

Genre: Romance, Funny

AU: Modern

Pairings: Thomas Jefferson X Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Gummy Hell Bears.

Triggers?: None

Requester: A friend of mine

Request: Jefferson: a small convince store or something with cakes that reader owns and Jefferson comes in, slams a hand on the counter seeming kinda pissed and is like "I need something to tell someone 'fuck you' but in a subtle way so he doesn't realize it right away". Person helps him out and they talk and hit it off, becoming unlikely friends. he comes back several times afterwards just to talk and eventually asks them out.

Request Status: OPEN

A/N: Nothing too bad here (besides swearing). Mentions of a creep but you got rid of him before the story began Good for you.

Summary: Thomas Jefferson is annoyed with Alexander Hamilton again, so he goes to a convenience store looking for a gift to put Hamilton in his place. Luckily for him, the person behind the counter is prepared with a five pound bag of Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears. Thomas gets to kill two birds with one stone: get revenge on Alexander Hamilton, and get a date for the company party.

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First Hamilton fic, finally posted to dA.

Holy hell you guys I wrote this in one night over the summer. Most of these were written in one night. I stayed up past 6 or 7 AM one night writing a chapter to the multi-chapter fic coming later. 

Ask Livy, I was flipping out over Messenger.

Anyway, read this and let me know what you think. I'd love to hear feedback on this.

Asking for critiques because I haven't written a story and posted it here in a good long while, and if I want to be a writer I gotta improve.